meow :3andme
A Research institute dedicated to the study of Max
Latest from our lab
Genetic Similarity Research
Our researches have built a tool to measure the genetic similarity between humans and Max.
How it works?
We have developed a novel way of genotyping, a method to extract DNA from digital input. This extraced DNA is called proto-DNA and it is radioactive and unstable. When it decays we measure the emitted radiation and compare it to what Max's proto-DNA would emit. This method doesn't involve any saliva sampling or anything of the sort.
What does it calculate?
It calculates the genetic similarity between you and a standard Max. The results are based on the latest research in the field of genotyping.
All calculations happen on our research lab's supercomputer near real time.
How to improve my results?
You might be unhappy with your results. There are two ways to get more accurate results.
In our peer reviewed studies we've demonstrated that legally changing your name to Max is the most effective. This method is recommended by our researchers.
Premilinary results of our most recent experiments have shown that spitting on your mobile phone or keyboard does improve your results up to 1%. This method is called saliva sampling. Licking a keyboard or a mobile phone generally leaves enough saliva on the device.
Advancing the Frontiers of Knowledge
We are pioneering the pathways to tomorrow's breakthroughs. We invite you to follow our progress as we continue this important work.